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so are you still rejected

or is there hope

im back in limbo

Some of the best shows

better than rejection I guess...?

i've been moved to a better hospital where my condition has been upgraded to undecided

This ramshackle operation might not be the employer you want to work for tbh

lol nice

unfortunately this ramshackle operation is the University of Edinburgh

yeah but consider this…….funny

vibing so hard this morning i'm not even mad about the pigeon taking a dump on my face while having a coffee outside

if i get re-rejected im gona go absolute fucking sicko mode

Wouldn't happen at Napier

shower of wankers eh

supposed to be good luck that

wth lol

good luck

you will have a blessed day now

a bird full on shat on my dog at the weekend

popping in to honour this big tuna

that would feel so good if you were a dog

I got shat by a bird on last Saturday and it was a bloody parakeet

some men pay good money for that

Phosphate is probably good for your skin x

Dog got the job he was going for as rector of Abertay University. Just shows you

right I’m putting the kettle on, anyone want anything

all timer this brekky show eh

Malicious shitter

he came out the bushes like this i was like brother did you startle a fucking turkey

Diabolical. He's so upset

I have someone from the council calling round this morning to check that my apartment management did the work they were asked to bring everything up to standard. It's good to know that they are "the good guys". Still gotta make small talk and when they come? I am on edge

Haircut

milk and 2 eccies bar man pls

Scottish sovereignty

roibos tea with a teaspoon of manuka honey

sorry I’ve just done the last of the eccies

:limmyParty:

Hard boil us an egg

and I’ve just checked the bin, oops like we threw away our shot at sovereignty in 2014 :(((((

FLO IS ON FIRE TODAYYYYY!!!

this is the best NTS set i’ve heard in a while, top job Flo 🙌 (might just be because the sun and blue skies is making everything 10x better)

can’t believe how much engagement that post got

keeping it up my sleeve for a rainy day

yesterday I saw a pigeon getting ran over by a truck in a small street in the centre of Amsterdam. The wheel smashed half of its body. I couldn't look away. It was awful and I am still thinking about it FML

i want one too

we are a simple bunch

Can I have a tea

Was he alright

april fools?

i wish it was....

he was most definitely not but was in good company until the end

I will spare you some more details lol

I guess not

id go for a tea

okay it’s boiling now

flo do you take milk

dont forget our eggs

do u wanna know something

i bet you want some vegan milk bullshit

and who will take over meanwhile? 😥

ur not gonna like it

milk no sugar pls

im milk first

id fucking scone a magnum of du pape the now

can you really say youre surprised

Switching over to heart now

i do this anaw everyone who doesnt is nuts

omg good

its better

easier

and it makes it less like tanin - y

okay so that’s two teas (one made the wrong way), a roibos with manuka honey, 2 eccies, a haircut, Scottish sovereignty and an egg

coming right up x

loooool

you got the order right

What's next? Using the bread as a filling wifh cheese on the outside?

the most considered of hosts

Some munchy box that

if only we could all be that hospitable

Can’t believe I’ve been completely overlooked

made me giggle. I haven't giggled in 27.5 days I think

ive seen someone put two spoons of charlie in a mug of tea on the morning of a festival

Can I change mine be a pigeon egg? Scrambled please, all this talk got me in the mood

did u buy it or rip it from youtube flo?

Make smallcowboy a brew you fucking rat @rave_benson_phillips

that's called SPOFFIE

SUPER RARE!

"someone"

sipped it barking